These are tongue-twisters which are not themselves rude, but they are dangerous because if you try
saying them fast then you might end up saying something naughty!
I
am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late.
I
slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;
and on the slitted sheet I sit.
One
smart fellow; he felt smart.
Two smart fellows; they felt smart.
Three smart fellows; they
all felt smart.
I'm not the
fig plucker,
Nor the fig pluckers' son,
But I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.
Fire truck
tyres
Mrs Puggy
Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt
in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Six stick
shifts stuck shut.
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers.